Washington Pavilion Commercial

My Portfolio Presentation on Voicethread

Most Importantly, Love Yourself

If life were easy to figure out then naturally it would be far less entertaining along the way. Sometimes it feels like a collection of movies cut and edited into one long saga. Some parts are sleepers, some are action-packed; some are sultry love scenes and some are full of tears. I have reached a point in life where I have to wonder if I am the director of my own film or if I am simply just the actress in the leading role. Of course I make decisions, both small scale and large, but am I just following a pre-determined script? I have to wonder if life is a marathon movie loosely based on previously written compositions.

It is impossible not to critically consider my perception of reality. Unfortunately, there are no fast-forward, rewind, or pause buttons to assist with the analysis; just a continuously running reel of emotions, events, and decisions. There are times when the film strip seems twisted in the projector and the future of the film is in question. Yet, somehow the strip always finds a way to untangles itself, and the movie resumes, sometimes of even better quality than before.

There are moments when you feel compelled to step out of the theater for a bathroom break to really evaluate what the heck is going on. Unfortunately, there is no reason to attempt to figure it out. You see, life just happens. Whether it plot how you want it or not, it happens. So, when an opportunity arrises, take it; when someone says, "Hello," say, "Hi," back; and when the wind is knocked out of your sails you had better start making some waves. Life does not wait.

Life is such a huge concept that I wish for one moment I could completely understand. Instead, here I sit, in the corner of my room, in the middle of a small town, surrounded by the rest of the world; however, all I can feel are my emotions and all I can hear are my thoughts. Most of the time I cannot even figure those out, so trying to hear and feel the rest of the world's would be slightly overwhelming.

At 23 years old I have discovered very important statutes to live by:
Take what you learn and apply it anywhere and everywhere possible.
Decide how you want to be treated and do not be content with anything less.
Never settle for monotony when there is someone or something out there to challenge you.
Most importantly, love yourself, because no one will ever know how to love you if they cannot learn from the best possible example.

Round Two: Cyber Monday

Black Friday was an epic success. Snagged the greatest deal of the entire day: 40" Westinghouse LCD HDTV for $298. After the highly competitive and super chilly wait outside of Target, I swung over to the mall where I got an Iowa sweatshirt and some adorable black boots for cheap! My Black Friday purchases were rounded out with a Vera Bradley overnight bag. 

I got all I wanted and more on Black Friday, but a girl just cannot pass up a good deal, right? Next savings event: Cyber Monday. I am more than ready for a second round of savings. I have my sights set on the new Flip Slide. The video recording device is a bit out of my price range, which is why I am hoping I can come across a deal on one. Judging my the dent made in my checking account over the weekend, it will be very wise for me to research all options before splurging. 

If anyone is looking for some online coupon codes for Cyber Monday, check out this link!

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An Economic Statistic I Can Comprehend

The Victoria's Secret Miraculous Push-Up bra is revealing more than just a nice rack. In fact, it is a tell-tale sign of economic increase. Studies are showing that when women are buying a bust-improving bra, such as the Miraculous, it indicates that the health of the economy is looking up, while everyone else might be looking a little lower than eye-level. The willingness to indulge in these high priced, luxury items suggests that women are willing to buy other nonessential items for themselves. Economic analysts have kept their eye on the lingerie as a key measurement of the economic state. This holiday shopping season, as well as the Victoria's Secret sales numbers, will hopefully be a promising indication that our future is looking "perky."
 
I am among the many fans of Victoria's Secret's line of undies; unfortunately, there is a clear price difference between their run-of-the-mill bra and their cup-size increasing, ba-BAM bras. Every woman is bound to feel sexy once they slide the straps of these arousing devices over their shoulders, as long as they are willing to shell out some dough for the Bombshell. It is no wonder that these pretty little lingerie items shed some economic insight. They are bound to reveal more than some cleavage.

Gretchen Wilson once said, "... but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price and still look sexy..." Well Gretchen, I have to disagree with you there. I don't think any department store can do a bra quite like Vicky can. Thankfully, a true economic bail-out might actually lie in a breast spill-out; I bet those economic analysts cannot wait to see that!

To read up on more breast and economic boosting info, check out MSN's article, "The push-up bra as economic indicator."

Oh The Offensiveness...

Over the past few weeks, myself and my classmate Emily partnered up and have been working on creating advertisements for the Washington Pavilion in Sioux Falls. Along with it's laundry list of family fun are about ten venues capable of hosting parties or gatherings. We decided to promote this aspect of the WP since it is easily and often overlooked. Plus, with the holidays right around the corner, we thought we would get in the spirit by creating some ads to promote the holiday office party. One idea lead to another (naturally that is how it works) and before we knew it we had some amazing, offensive, and hilarious pieces. 

We take great pride in these. Not only are the concepts entirely our own, but the two ads with the husky guy were our own photography as well (I think you get the idea of where I am going with this). So, to preface the unveiling of these ads, I want all readers to know a couple of things.

1. We would not really expect the Washington Pavilion to use these pieces. Emily and I wanted to branch out and attack this assignment with the idea of having great portfolio pieces in the end. 

2. I am a Christian, I do believe in God, and I do not think that the use of "ass" at the end of Christmas is appropriate. Even though I did create it, I still see the offensiveness. I apologize if anyone is offended, but hope that they can get a chuckle out of these none-the-less. I believe God has a sense of humor. 

I certainly hope that everyone can appreciate out hard work and enjoy a laugh or two in light of the holidays.

Wash Pav Pretty Sight
Wash Pav Mistletoe
Wash Pav Forecast

My Butt is Big

Within the past year there has been a buzz about Kim Kardashian's Nike ad, promoting women's sneakers and big butts. This is not the first time that Nike has used this clever body copy to describe this lovely body part. I remember seeing this ad several years ago, long before I knew I would even care about advertisements as much as I do now. The graphic was, naturally, a butt. It was just one butt; not legs, no face, and a purple, pink, and orange color scheme. Now, with the innovation of the new and improved "butt-toning" sneakers, it seemed only fitting to bring back this ad for a second, more prominent go-around.

What I really love about the new ad featuring Kim is the simplicity of it. The color scheme is a simple black and white with a great emphasis on the copy (my favorite) and Kim's ever-criticized rump. Women with a sizable back side and muscular legs, this ad is totally your mantra.

So gals, its time to rejoice, as the skinny girl is taking the back seat on this one. Because the one's with the real "back seats" are getting to ride in the front!